Are You Destined To Be Famous?

Are You Destined To Be Famous? In 10 years, will you be demanding Kabbalah water or knocking back tap juice? Take this quick quiz to find out for once and for all.

1. It’s Monday morning, you’re late for school and you look rough. What do you do?

 a) Pull your hair back in a pony and add a slick of Vaseline to your pout. There, that’s better.
 b) Sit down and apply a full face of slap. Well if you’re gonna be late, you may as well be really late.
 c) Throw on a pair of massive sunglasses and a headscarf. You’ll simply go incognito for the day.

2. Your highlights are looking dull as dishwater so you head to your regular salon for a touch up. How do they greet you?

 a) A junior slaps a magazine on your lap and wrestles your coat off roughly.
 b) The receptionist makes a point of saying your name, just to prove she remembers you from your last visit. Thing is, that isn’t your name.
 c) Your stylist personally greets you like a long-lost sister and immediately whisks you away to a quiet corner. No waiting around for you.

3. You’re a die-hard Colin Farrell fan and you hear he’s having an exclusive party in town. You and your mates decide to try and get in. What happens?

 a) You can just about see the club in the distance when a bouncer roars at you all to leg it. You do.
 b) After 20 minutes of queuing you finally come face to face with the door Nazis who ID you all on the spot. Busted.
 c) You catch the doorman’s eye and he immediately comes down the queue to usher you past all the other plebs. You’re in!

4. When was the last time you received a party invite?

 a) It was to your cousin’s 21st. In April. Last year.
 b) A friend of a friend had a get-together a few weeks ago. You always seem to get invites to random things.
 c) Yesterday. There’s some new boutique opening in Dundrum. You’ll probably head along to check out the goody bag.

5. What’s your most prized possession?

 a) Your photo collection. You have 11 albums and they’re all jammers.
 b) Your iPod. It cost you a fortune but you couldn’t live without music.
 c) Your Juicy Couture bag. You’ve had it since forever and it’s always by your side.

6. What’s a typical Saturday afternoon for you and your mates?

 a) Lazing around the gaff, watching omnibus, after omnibus, after omnibus.
 b) Shopping, usually of the window variety. Maybe stopping for a mocha somewhere along the way.
 c) You’ll probably have brunch with one group then hit the shops. For dinner, you’ll usually have an invite somewhere or go to a party.

7. It’s lunchtime at school and you’re starving but the queue for the cafeteria is snaking out the door. How do you handle it?

 a) Stick in your headphones. A bit of Nelly Furtado will distract you from the hunger pangs.
 b) You leg it up to where your sneaky mate has been saving you a spot. Cutting in is not a crime, is it?
 c) Queue? What queue? You march straight up to the counter and order a Caesar Salad, hold the dressing. No one bats an eyelid.

8. You’re definitely a dog person and love your pooch Molly to bits. What does she look like?

 a) Big and muddy. She’s a chocolate labrador who enjoys making holes.
 b) Cute and cuddly. She’s a golden cocker spaniel with more energy than a box of frogs.
 c) Sweet and dainty. She’s a teacup chihuahua with a wardrobe almost as impressive as yours.